President Obama has taken to the hustings with dire warnings about the latest imminent threat to the very integrity of the Republic: individuals who would dissipate the energies of the Revolution through the frivolous use of electronic gadgets:"With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation."
Where to start with such wide spectrum ignorance? How about with the simple fact that iPods and similar devices are used each day by individuals specifically to gain more access to more kinds of news media than at any time in human history. You don't have to be a cyber-geek to know that activists on both the right and the left are making ingenious uses of these instruments to advance their respective causes. Podcasting, anyone?
Our Schoolmarm in Chief needs us to understand he doesn't approve of our using information as a (mere!) "distraction." Quick translation: "Comrades, put away those toys and devote all your spare time to advancing the noble and pure work of my quest to bring free enterprise to its knees and build a People's Republic in its ashes." He wants his young idealist disciples to understand that 2008 was but the first in a series of victories that must be won if Obama's statist crusade is to achieve anything resembling permanence.
In a crucial respect, he's right. Obama knows that significant electoral victories by conservative candidates in this fall's elections would likely rip to shreds his far-left to-do list for the rest of his presidential term. In short, he's hip to the stakes.
Sensing the tenuousness of his electoral success, Obama clearly fears that when young idealists pursue their own chosen electronic pastimes, rather than emulating his single-minded pursuit of power, they can easily fall prey to dangerous counter-revolutionary thinking. Enemy of the Workers stuff like: "I wonder how I might advance today through my own efforts rather than blaming all the usual bogeyman suspects?" Oh, the horror.
It's hard not to guffaw at Obama's assertion that he hasn't a clue about how to "work" any of these devices. Gives us a break, Captain Fantastic. By all accounts you lived and breathed by your Blackberry during the campaign. You've bragged that all the hits of Michael Jackson are part of your MP3 life. Man, you actually handed Queen of Elizabeth her very own iPod — of all possible gifts — upon meeting her for the first time. Now you expect us to believe you'd be stopped in your tracks by a touch-screen laptop called iPad? Try to be serious.
In fairness, Obama's argument is not entirely without consistency. He just couln't resist ending his oration without declaring, with signature smugness and the cadence of mantra, that anybody who disagrees with his immaculate agenda must be enemies of what's best for the country:
"What Jefferson recognized... that in the long run, their improbable experiment -- called America -- wouldn't work if its citizens were uninformed, if its citizens were apathetic, if its citizens checked out, and left democracy to those who didn't have the best interests of all the people at heart."
Signs are looking good for an electoral tsunami in November, thanks to millions of Americans who precisely refused to "check out" while Obama ran roughshod over the Constitution.
Let's get real. What Barack Obama hates about the iPod phenomenon — even more than he despises Fox News, and that gives you a sense of the magnitude — is that there is simply nothing he can do to stop millions of Americans from downloading the likes of Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin, Beck, and Savage. Even worse for Obama, there's no way he can keep listeners from taking these radio voices anywhere free thinking (and earphones) are allowed, 24/7.
Meanwhile, Dear Leader: In your downtime between nationalizing health care and plotting to demolish American competitiveness through the con game called Cap and Trade, hopefully you'll find a spare 20 minutes to figure out the complexities of iTunes. When you do, consider putting the classic single "Lame Duck" on your first playlist. The Jimmy Carter version still rocks, dude.




