Family values

Gotta love the article's top three sentences:
"Jean Stevens of Wyalusing, Penn., is 91 years old. She lives with her husband and her twin sister. Here’s the trouble: They are both dead."
Jean Stevens simply had their embalmed corpses dug up and stored them at her house — in the case of her late husband, for more than a decade — tending to the remains as best she could until police were finally tipped off last month.
Much to her dismay.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "custody dispute."
I especially like the emphasis provided by the word "simply." Yep, this is simply something a lot of people think of doing.
I'm guessing Granny didn't entertain much?
For me, this is the clincher:
Dressed smartly in a light blue shirt and khaki skirt, silver hoops in her ears, her white hair swept back and her brown eyes clear and sharp, she offers a visitor a slice of pie, then casts a knowing look when it's declined. "You're afraid I'll poison you," she says.
Something about that smile gives me the feeling this old gal might be angling for her own reality show.




